So, If you haven't noticed, there obviously aren't enough awards shows on TV. We only have like 737 billion a year to watch. You got your AMA's, your Grammy's, your Oscar's, your Teen Choice, your Kid's Choice, People's choice, etc, etc.
And I came up with a brilliant idea that you will all love.
The Jackie's Choice Awards.
*insert applause for genius/creative thinking here*
I'm going to give you my nominees for a multitude of categories, but unlike most awards shows, you have no control whatsoever about who the winner will be. No voting for your favorites or any of that. It's called the JACKIE'S Choice Awards people. Come on.
And because I know you all care so much about my opinions, here are my nominees:
Male Artist-
He is an attractive one
Let's be honest here, are there really any other contenders anyway? I didn't think so.
Female Artist- T-Swizzle is the bomb diggity. And that's not really a refutable statement at all so don't even try. Kthanksbye. Musical Group- Actor-
But whyyyyyyyyy though? Loved him in Little Manhattan, loved him in Bridge to Terribithea, and LOVED him in The Hunger Games.
Actress- Because really, who is not in love with Jennifer Lawrence? She makes me LOL. Best TV Drama Those of you who know me, or have read any of my other blog posts, know that The Vampire Diaries is my burning passion. Like really, what the heck? Can someone really get addicted to a TV show? Yes, yes they can. The 'halfway-through-the-season' winter finale was last week and I'm already going through crazy withdrawls. Best TV Comedy Our first nominee for best comedy is Modern Family. I don't really know anyone who has never seen Modern Family, so there's really no explanation needed for why it's nominated. If you've seen it, you know. And then we have Happy Endings. It's really underrated considering how funny it actually is. Or maybe I'm just weird. Actually, I'm just pretty much gonna nominate like every comedy show on ABC. They're all fabulous. I watch a lot of TV. Movie of the Year- You all knew that was coming. And if you don't know what this movie poster is from, you obviously don't get out much. I read the first book in sixth grade when my mom started reading it for her book club. I remember I couldn't fall asleep one night and I didn't really have any books to read at home, so at 10:30 at night I snuck into my mom's room and grabbed it, then snuck back into my room. I stayed up til 3:45 reading. I tried to put it down and fall asleep probably close to 8 times, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. My favorite book to date. And do not even get me started on the movie. For the most part, I agree with "The books are always better thing," but in this case, I think the movie was just as good. One day I watched it 7 times all the way through, back to back. Best Animated Movie-
These awards don't have a timeline. My picks can be as old as I want them to be alright? But this is my favorite movie like ever. I just feel like Lilo and I are pretty much identical twins whenever I watch that movie. (Except for the fact that she is a cute little Hawaiian girl and I am a white girl who lives in Utah, but you understand what I mean.) We have the same personality.
Movie of All Time-
You all know it's true though. I could watch this on repeat for the rest of my life. Actually, this is the only movie that has ever made me cry. Just a little 'Jackie Fact' for you.
Cutest Cat-
She loves me
My cat's name is Ninja, but mostly I call her Neen. Which is actually kind of weird because it takes the same amount of time to say "Neen" as it does to say "Ninja." So it's not a really great nickname but that's ok. Thank you all so much for coming out tonight! We hope you had a great time at the show, have a safe drive home. I'll try to have a safe walk to the refrigerator, which is where I am now going. P.S. If you were confused, that was supposed to be like the end of an awards show, but the more I read it, the more I feel like it isn't going to make sense to other people. It was me trying to be clever. Sorry. |