HELLO DARLINGS. Currently I am writing to you from an internet cafe in South Africa. Exotic, I'm aware. I actually don't really have anything else to say other than please don't stop checking in, because posts WILL be here eventually, it's just difficult at the present moment because I do not have internet access at all (except when I get to an internet cafe) and this will continue for another two weeks. I'm sure my foreign adventures will make for some decent posts though so, yeah, there you go.
A survival tip to get you through two weeks so that you're not all dead when I come back: If you get kidnapped, start like babbling random words in a whisper voice and whoever took you will be confused for a second like, "what? why are they whispering names of fruits?" and then you run away.
Also, here are some cats playing guitars
