Hahahahahah ahh I'll bet that was unexpected. Happy Thursday you little meatballs of wonderful. This evening, I have a lovely post for you. It is entitled, "Thoughts During School." For all you, um... slower.. children, this means tonight I will be sharing some of the things I think during prison- I mean school.
At school:
Me as I'm about to walk past someone coming in the opposite direction : oh god do i smile at them or just not look at them what if i smile and they dont smile back i'll look stupid maybe i won't make eye contact but wait that's rude and if i don't smile it will just be an awkward stare oh god what do i do
Me: Can you move?
Me: Is it really necessary to stop right there in the middle of the hallway so you can hug?
Me: Jackie you're just jealous cause no one hugs you
Me: Shut up self, you're such a brat. Besides, we're the same person.
Me: You know what they don't teach in school? Real stuff. Like, I'm sure glad I don't know what the heck a mortgage even is, but when the time comes, I'll know how to use the Pythagorean Theorum. (Just kidding I don't know how to use the Pythagorean Theorum)
Me: Okay well if my mom doesn't have to know the capital of Lithuania, I shouldn't have to either.
Me: Hungry
Me: Hungry
Me: Hungry
Me: Hungry
Me: Oh.My.God. I hate her. Girl thinks she can just come up in this classroom and start breathing. What, she thinks she owns the place or something? No. Get out.
Me: I wish I had friends
Me: What day is it
Me: I hope they have chicken nuggets for lunch
Me: Is it legal to marry food?
Me: Maybe I should stare at my crush
Me: What? You're so stupid. That's the worst idea I've ever heard. How could that possibly turn out well?
Me: I don't know! I just have ideas ok? They aren't always perfect.
Me: I wish I had an endless supply of money
Me: I wonder if it's legal to own a tiger cub as a pet
